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    we need a multi-pronged approach to fixing the male loneliness epidemic

    one tactic i suggest–entertaining yourself via the random texters trying to scam everyone

    ignoring them ain’t working, so you might as well have some fun

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    An unexpected revelation at 34,000 feet:

    My individual legacy is mostly done. My legacy now goes through my family.

    Homesickness and the cure on jakelacaze.com

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    recently started metal gear solid v: phantom pain

    this might end up the best movie i’ve ever played

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    so many of us act as if the world stacked against us

    as if it takes that much to hold us down

    most of us can’t even conquer ourselves

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    when they say art can heal, this is what they mean

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    i rarely have all the answers

    but i can always come up with a damn good question or two

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    who’s gonna mentor the next generation if we’re all walking around with main character energy?

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    the sky has been falling for at least as long as i’ve been alive

    yet every morning, the sun tises again

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    y’all, my writer brain is ON-

    one of last night’s silly sketches evolved into an idea for a children’s book, a genre i’ve shown no interest in

    time to figure this thing out if for nothing more than the sake of neuroplasticity! …

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    an unexpected bit of writerly news: i might have an idea for a children’s book

    who the hell have i become?

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    what does technical debt look like inside the Simulation?

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    still thinking about the time my boss told me to keep being myself

    …within reason

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    always good to start the morning having coffee with an old friend

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    ‘jake, you’re not very professional’

    ha

    joke’s on you

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    it’s been said that the only thing that can grow forever is cancer

    but even cancer must stop once it’s killed its host

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    boss: are you as excited for monday as i am?

    me:

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    Y’all,

    If a lifetime of writing has taught me one thing: It’s not enough to simply write good. Ya gotta market and sell your craft too.

    So, what better place to start than here, with a small number of people who know me better than online …

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    to the oil and gas professionals still angry about portrayals in the show landman:

    i get it. i see you. i hear you.

    as a writer, i hate how the shining has stigmatized writers.

    we don’t all go crazy at some remote hotel and axe through doors …

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    thing number five thousand thirty-seven no one tells you about parenthood:

    you better have a second home to keep all your kids' artwork, because HOW DARE YOU EVER throw any of it away

    and don’t even think you can argue you gotta get rid of …

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    JUST SMILE will ya

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    pour one out for our dead homey

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    just got a strange look and a laugh from the guy at the mcdonald’s drive-thru

    yeah i’m dressed as a unicorn, but i still deserve dignity and respect, dammit

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    some kid at my son’s school knows what’s up

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    ‘Another way to see it is that AI is a mirror, not a monster. It reflects who we already are, not some alien intelligence invading from the outside. The truth is that those who care deeply about art, music, or education have always been a …