we need a multi-pronged approach to fixing the male loneliness epidemic
one tactic i suggest–entertaining yourself via the random texters trying to scam everyone
ignoring them ain’t working, so you might as well have some fun
Jenny Offill
we need a multi-pronged approach to fixing the male loneliness epidemic
one tactic i suggest–entertaining yourself via the random texters trying to scam everyone
ignoring them ain’t working, so you might as well have some fun
An unexpected revelation at 34,000 feet:
My individual legacy is mostly done. My legacy now goes through my family.
recently started metal gear solid v: phantom pain
this might end up the best movie i’ve ever played
so many of us act as if the world stacked against us
as if it takes that much to hold us down
most of us can’t even conquer ourselves
when they say art can heal, this is what they mean

i rarely have all the answers
but i can always come up with a damn good question or two
who’s gonna mentor the next generation if we’re all walking around with main character energy?
the sky has been falling for at least as long as i’ve been alive
yet every morning, the sun tises again
y’all, my writer brain is ON-
one of last night’s silly sketches evolved into an idea for a children’s book, a genre i’ve shown no interest in
time to figure this thing out if for nothing more than the sake of neuroplasticity! …
an unexpected bit of writerly news: i might have an idea for a children’s book
who the hell have i become?
what does technical debt look like inside the Simulation?
still thinking about the time my boss told me to keep being myself
…within reason
always good to start the morning having coffee with an old friend


‘jake, you’re not very professional’
ha
joke’s on you

it’s been said that the only thing that can grow forever is cancer
but even cancer must stop once it’s killed its host
boss: are you as excited for monday as i am?
me:

Y’all,
If a lifetime of writing has taught me one thing: It’s not enough to simply write good. Ya gotta market and sell your craft too.
So, what better place to start than here, with a small number of people who know me better than online …
to the oil and gas professionals still angry about portrayals in the show landman:
i get it. i see you. i hear you.
as a writer, i hate how the shining has stigmatized writers.
we don’t all go crazy at some remote hotel and axe through doors …
thing number five thousand thirty-seven no one tells you about parenthood:
you better have a second home to keep all your kids' artwork, because HOW DARE YOU EVER throw any of it away
and don’t even think you can argue you gotta get rid of …
JUST SMILE will ya

pour one out for our dead homey

just got a strange look and a laugh from the guy at the mcdonald’s drive-thru
yeah i’m dressed as a unicorn, but i still deserve dignity and respect, dammit
some kid at my son’s school knows what’s up

‘Another way to see it is that AI is a mirror, not a monster. It reflects who we already are, not some alien intelligence invading from the outside. The truth is that those who care deeply about art, music, or education have always been a …